Wednesday, June 10, 2009

LIVE BLOGGING TAYLOR SWIFT

I was just alerted to the existence of a new Taylor Swift video by Alex, It is important that my initial reactions are captured for posterity's sake so I am Live-Blogging my first viewing of the video for "White Horse" by Taylor Swift, starring the artist and Stephen Coletti of Laguna Beach and irrelevancy fame:

0:00- This is sooo exciting!!!
0:06- WTF IS BIG MACHINE RECORDS I WANT TAYLOR!
0:24- way to not be convincingly in love Taylor...
0:44- the mise-en-scene (I'm taking film studies) is reminiscent of Demi's "Dont forget" or Hil's "come clean"
1:16- ooh Go Fish is so SEXY!
1:24- eskimo kisses
1:40 -oh shit... "There's something you need to know about him"
2:24- this shot is reminiscent of Avril Lavigne's "I'm with you", another classic emotional teen-pop ballad.
2:39- Stephen! Where the hell is your eco-friendly, re-usable grocery bag!?
2:45- OH SNAP! who's this pinched bitch stealing Taylor's man!?
3:15- the tears of an angel, nay, a mermaid
3:21- SCREAM IT OUT, TAY-TAY, SCREAM IT ALL OUT!!!
3:51- Yeah Taylor! Girl Power! You don't need him!
4:00- the classic wall slide

Well, that was interesting... It was beautiful, really it was... I'm just glad that we were all able to share this beautiful, heart-wrenching experience with Taylor. And with each other. We are all better people for it. Now go forth into the world, and share the good news, the news that Taylor is over Joe Jonas or Stephen Coletti or whatever dark haired boy-wonder she was once in love with, and it's too late for him and his white horse (is that a drug reference?)

May we all learn a great lesson on independence and moving on from Taylor, the great singer of words of our dire times.

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Hannah said...

i think erica went to see her concert, in real life

Baby Blue said...

this was very enlightening
I heard the show at Merriweather was really good!