BAD ROMANCE

I know. I am like the last person on earth to post this online, but seriously, the new Lady Gaga video is really good and like intense and creepy and crazy and fifth element meets the scene in Star Wars where Leia performs for Jabba the hut meets like all sci-fi ever, with a shot of McQueen fashions and killer choreography and white slim jim guy hats and latex and sparkler bras. It's fucking incredible and as a total homo I LOVE IT.

Favorite parts= how pretty she looks when she's crying, the whole burning bed/ polar bear coat look, the red outfit dance number especially at the end when they're all clapping like they're doing the horah, and of course the sparkler bra at the very end.

here are some little blurbs other people on the internet have said about it:

"Lady Gaga is everything that terrifies us about the Coming Race: Absolute destructive materialism and complete lack of identity past a 140-letter Twitter quip. Female sexuality inverted into male sexuality and weaponized. Did they build her in an underground laboratory, like the one featured in this video? They must have, for what other perverse, mutated perfection of the human form could be better equipped to succeed in this most horrible of world climates?"

-Jason Louv @ Dangerous Minds

"For those of you who don't get it. The theme of the video is sex trafficking and evolution."

-Jonny Ali



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